Hello! Hello!

Jorge here! The real Jorge this time. I did not post that last post- it was Henry! I do not smell- in fact I smell quite nice, usually of perfume because the girls hug me so much- and Henry is not the best. I am of course! Anyway, I haven't introduced myself properly yet, so here goes.

My full name is Jorge Bruce Fernandes Bills. I wasn't born with Bruce in my name, but Bruce is my late brother (R.I.P, buddy. love you!) so I thought I would add it in anyway. Daddy wanted to name me something Spanish but something we could understand, so my name is George, but it's spelt Jorge. You really pronounce it as 'Hor-jay' but anyway...

I was a cute, fluffy golden retriever (still am) when Mummy and Mickey first got me. My irrestable charms won them both over! Because of all the dogs my family had before were female, Mummy wanted a male dog for a change.

My favourite things to do are snuggling next to Lucy by the warm fire, playing in the garden with Mickey and Mummy and going on long, muddy walks with Dad. 

Well I guess that's my life story! Sniff you later-

Jorge xxx

Hi!

Jorge here- I just wanted to let you know that I smell and Henry is the best! hehehehehe...

Hen- I mean Jorge.

Why I attack Mickey...

I always get told off for attacking my sister Mickey (the ginger one). And I think it's time that I tell everybody why I attack her.

1.) She dressed me up in a santa suit!
2.) We were playing with my toys that I got as a purrr-esent and she hit me in the face 3 times!! It was on accident but it still hurt...
3.)  She pushed me over! Never... I repeat, never... agree to 'play with Mickey'. It just ends up with me being pushed over by this carrot-topped menace and her laughing in my face!
4.) She asks for it. It may sound silly but she does ask for it! What else am I suppose to do when she dangles her fingers near my paws?


So there- there's my side of the story. So remember mummy- next time you tell me off, think about why I do it!

-A very miserable Henry.